Everyone in Jaws Sucks (Book Review)

Did you know that Jaws wasn’t just a Spielberg movie, but a best selling novel? Yeah, neither did I until recently. I decided to immediately read it as I had already planned on giving my boyfriend a shark themed birthday. Jaws is a movie classic that everyone should see, but so is the novel. Peter Benchley‘s novel of the same name, should also be on your TBR. It was a suspenseful novel and I loved the sections from the shark’s PoV. The novel exceeded my expectations! You expect that after seeing the movie, the suspense wouldn’t be there. However, things are written in such a way that makes you hold your breath even if you think you know what’s coming.

Assuming you have seen the movie or know what it’s about, the premise is the same. Big shark kills people. Two of the bigger changes were the romance and mafia sub-plots that didn’t make an appearance in the movie. The main characters are all there and have the same roles with minor changes except, the character’s were unlikable. In the movie, everyone is at least somewhat likable, even when making horrible decisions. However, in the book, there wasn’t a single person that I liked. In fact, I disliked them so much that I decided to make a full post about it.

You, who have never read Jaws, you who have only seen the movie, I can see you frowning, I can hear you saying to yourself, “Romance? Mafia? What’s he talking about? Where’s all that stuff?” Read on, please, and discover for yourselves.

Peter Benchley in the “Introduction to the 30th Anniversary Edition” in Jaws
Image from Bookstagram Background image of the beach and Jaws book cover in the forefront

Chief Martin Brody

Listen, Brody is a pushover. We can all agree on this, right? He knows the right thing is to close the beach after the first shark attack. But he caves to the pressures of people like Vaughan and Meadows. Three more people are killed before he gets the balls to close the beach. A couple days of no action and Brody is again pressured to open the beaches for the 4th of July and does. I want to remind you that Brody is the one who has the authority to close the beaches. He doesn’t need approval to do so. So, the beaches are open again. No one is really swimming until a boy is dared to by his friends. Brody had the chance to stop the boy from going in, but chose against it. As a result, the shark almost kills the kid. At the end of the day, Chief Brody made a lot of bad calls because of peer pressure and the threat of losing his job. Is it really that hard to do the right thing, Brody? I don’t think so.

The Cherry on Top

And for good measure, I’ll mention how Chief Brody was more obsessed with trying to figure out if Hooper slept with Ellen than he was about finding and killing the shark. Let’s move on people. 4 people are dead already and there was almost a 5th.

He had to take the blame, but it was not rightly his. It belonged to Larry Vaughan and his partners, whoever they might be. He had wanted to do the right thing; they had forced him not to. But who were they to force him? If he couldn’t stand up to Vaughan, what kind of cop was he? He should have closed the beaches.

About Chief Brody in Jaws by Peter Benchley

Wife Ellen Brody

Ellen is completely self-centered. I had no idea someone could be so self-centered when everyone around her is being eaten by a massive shark. She spends a majority of the book dreaming about the life she could have had if she hadn’t married Martin. Don’t misunderstand, it’s not like she was forced to marry Martin. She married for love. She WANTED to marry Martin and have the Amity life. However, she now feels this desperation to connect with her old life of privilege. Okay, I know I sound like I’m bashing someone for no reason. BUT SHE PLANS A DINNER PARTY WHEN 4 PEOPLE HAVE DIED IN 5 DAYS AND HER HUSBAND IS UNDER INCREDIBLE STRESS JUST SO SHE CAN CLING TO HER OLD LIFE OF SOPHISITICATION! Not only that, but she sleeps with Hooper out of boredom essentially. She doesn’t even realize how awful she is being until the last quarter of the book.

The past–like a bird long locked in a cage and suddenly released–was flying at her, swirling around her head, showering her with longing.

About Ellen Brody in Jaws by Peter Benchley

Reporter Harry Meadows

I kind of want to punch him in the throat for making everything worse. He purposefully left the first attack out of the paper. Then, later he blames the police and local government officials for hiding the first attack. He even put in a FAKE QUOTE from Chief Brody saying Brody chose to not close the beaches. MEADOWS KNEW AND MADE THE DECISION TO NOT WRITE ABOUT IT IN THE PAPER. Honestly, I can’t stand people and this whole thing makes me furious.

So it seems to me, Martin, that there’s no reason to get the public all upset over something that’s almost sure not to happen again.

Harry Meadows to Chief Brody in Jaws by Peter Benchley

Mayor Larry Vaughan

This is who I really wish would have been eaten by the shark. Just like all the townspeople, he was selfish. I mean COME ON! Yes, I understand the town will struggle. I get that the town gets the main bulk of income from the summer season. However, this is no excuse for not caring about human life. Vaughan is the one who brings the mafia subplot. It was pretty inconsequential and was just an excuse for why Vaughan was adamant on keeping the beaches open. The whole book basically, Vaughan is a jerk about people being killed by a shark. He only cares about himself and his mafia, real estate business partners. He may wither away to essentially nothing from stress, but he deserved a more gruesome death.

We do have one thing going for us. Miss Watkins was a nobody. She was a drifter. No family, no close friends. She said she had hitchhiked East from Idaho. So she wont’ be missed.

Vaughn to Chief Brody in Jaws by Peter Benchley

Researcher Matthew Hooper

Okay, listen. There is that argument that the person cheating is the only one responsible and not the person who they are doing the cheating with… if any of that made sense to you. However, Hooper was a total jerk for sleeping with Ellen. He knew she was married. He knew they didn’t have an open relationship. But he went ahead and encouraged it anyway. Most of the time Brody and Hooper are fighting over who has the bigger dick. Personally, I feel like he did it to have this secret one-up over Chief Brody.

That fish is a beauty. It’s the kind of thing that makes you believe in a god. It shows you what nature can do when she sets her mind to it.

Hooper to Quint and Chief Brody after seeing the shark in Jaws by Peter Benchley

Fisherman Quint

This is the only person I’m conflicted about. He seems like an okay person. I mean, he is unsympathetic completely. He charges $400 a day to take Hooper and Chief Brody out to try and kill the shark. Not to mention, he breaks fishing laws all the time. However, he has logical arguments for both so I let that go. What really made me pissed off is the scene where he splits a shark open at it’s stomach and throws it back into the water. He actually enjoyed watching the shark eat itself and even was looking forward to other sharks coming to eat the one he cut open. I get fishing for a living and doing what needs to be done. However, what Quint did was for pure amusement and that disgusts me.

If we’re lucky, in a minute other blues’ll come around, and they’ll help him eat himself. If we get enough of them, there’ll be a real feeding frenzy. That’s quite a show.

Quint talking to Chief Brody and Hooper after he cut a shark open and threw it into the ocean in Jaws by Peter Benchley

Despite all this, Jaws is a terrific book. It kept me on my toes and went way above my expectations! Sure, I didn’t like any of the characters, but there is something special about hate. I easily fall in love with characters and relate to so many. However, it takes a lot for me to dislike a character. There needs to be a level of realism for me to connect to in order to build that hatred. That being said, Benchley did an amazing job.

So tell me, who did you hate the most? Was there anyone you found likable? Do unlikable characters turn you away from a book?

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A Book List For Bradley and His Kids

So, basically my long term plan has always been to be a librarian. I used to have an active BookTube channel, that I’m hoping to start up again this summer maybe? I started this blog thinking I could post book stuff here as well. (Check out some of my other book lists.) However, life happens and dogs happen and depression happens and things get forgotten. But I’m back and hopefully going to keep this blog going this time.

Anyway, I had a guy I knew back in my middle school and high school days message me for book recommendations! Someone I haven’t spoken to in 15ish years reached out to ME for a list of books to read! This felt amazing and I immediately put together a list of books for him. I decided that I would go ahead and share that list on my blog 🙂

The Book List

For the Kids

So, this guy has kids WHO LOOK EXACTLY LIKE HIM and I thought I would put together a book list that they could read together. 

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The Wife Upstairs – Book Review

The Wife Upstairs - Book Review

Rachel Hawkin‘s The Wife Upstairs is a modern take on Jane Eyre by Charoltte Bronte. Jane is a young woman in her 20s with secrets. She just moved to Birmingham, Alabama from Arizona to escape her past. She walks dogs for money in a rich neighborhood called Thornhill Estates. However, Jane is bitter about her clients owning earrings and shirts that cost more than her rent, so she frequently steals small items from them. Then, one rainy day as she is admiring a house in the neighborhood, she is almost run over. The driver is Eddie Rochester, whose wife, Bea, went missing in a boating accident 6 months earlier. Jane sees Eddie as an opportunity to live a life she only imagined. Above all, Eddie is how she can outrun her past for good. As it turns out, Jane isn’t the only one in Thornhill with secrets.

What I have is, after all, like winning the fucking lottery, and I’ve learned the hard way that wanting more is what fucks you in the end.

The Wife Upstairs by Rachel Hawkins

My Thoughts

THIS. WAS. SO. MUCH. FUN. In terms of it being a beach-read thriller, which is exactly what I was in the mood for. I have been wanting to read this novel for a while, but the waiting list from my library took forever. Before I discuss my thoughts I want to let you know about doesthedogdie.com. If you can’t tell, it’s lets you know if a dog dies in the novel. (Speaking of dogs, check out my dogs Remus and Tonks). However, it does more than that now. It lets you know about various trigger warnings and if they appear in the novel/movie you search. I’m going to list trigger warnings for the novel towards the end of my post, as some find trigger warnings spoiling.

Comparing to the Classic

I read Jane Eyre back in high school, but if I’m being honest, I don’t remember much about it. All I remember is a wife being hidden upstairs and the house burning down. Honestly, I’m not a huge fan of classics in general, so I don’t plan on reading it again to compare to this novel. However, when I saw the title, I thought of Jane Eyre. When I read the book, I also thought of Jane Eyre. If you’re a fan of the classics, I’m sure comparing the two would add another layer of fun that I am missing out on.


I loved the setting in a affluent southern neighborhood. While it didn’t entirely capture the passive aggressiveness of southern women, but it got the gossipy bit down well. It reminds me of why I enjoy not being overly friendly with my neighbors. However, Jane was a bit too good at fitting in. It should have been a bit more of a struggle to get the neighborhood women to accept her into their group.


Moving on from that, there is a big twist in the novel that I’m sure lots of readers will guess at, but I didn’t! However, I’m one of those readers who doesn’t try to figure out what’s going on and just rides the thrills out to the end. I wouldn’t say the twist is original, but it was enough for me.

The ending was perfect. It was one of those that makes it clear the story is over, but leaves a bit open ended so your imagination can run wild. Okay, I’ll admit there are a few things at the end that don’t make sense and maybe a couple holes, BUT I felt it was fitting


No one was very likable. You are told the story from the POV of the three main characters: Jane, Eddie, and Bea. All have their own agenda. To me, the characters are complex. We learn about their childhoods and personal struggles. We see good and bad sides. Lastly, we see how they came to make the adult decisions they did. However, none of that lead me to like them. Personally, I hope I never encounter anyone like them in real life.


As far as I understand, this is a mild thriller. I mentioned it before, but I do feel like this is a beach-read or a pool-side-read for those who aren’t a fan of the typical contemporary romances. I’m very happy to have read this book. It helped me get out of a reading funk and lit a spark inside me. I’m not really one to give star ratings, but what the heck… 4 out of 5 stars from me!

A man who overestimates his intelligence is a man who can be easily manipulated.

The Wife Upstairs by Rachel Hawkins

Book Club Questions

  1. Have you read any other Jane Eyre retellings? How does this one compare?
  2. How are Jane and Bea alike/different? Are you sympathetic?
  3. What do you think about Jane’s stealing before and after she comes into wealth?
  4. Why do you think Eddie changed his will?
  5. Jane, Eddie, and Bea frequently reference their childhood. How did their upbringing influence their adult decisions?

The stressful part is always making the decision. Once you’ve made it, it’s done and you feel better.

The Wife Upstairs by Rachel Hawkins

Trigger Warnings

addiction, alcohol abuse, burned alive, teeth damaged, parent dies, kidnapping, cheating, shower/bath scene, gaslighting, domestic violence, drowning, profanity

While the novel does include the above listed, I wouldn’t say they were graphic depictions.


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